Bootylicious

This isn't exactly so much something I did, but still something which very much is a part of who I am.

As I was washing the dishes after slaving all day making another batch of baby food for Caden, I noticed my mom looking at me funny.

Out of no where, she goes, "Sarah..."

"Yeah?" I respond, still scrubbing the dishes.

"You have a..." And she starts pointing at my rear end.

'Great' I think, 'I ripped my pants or something.'

Then she looks around to make sure no one's listening, leans towards me from across the room, and nearly mumbles, "You have a black butt."

It takes everything in me not to burst out laughing as I go "It's called a ghetto booty mom."

Yes I have always been bootylicious and proud.