D to the E...

Two days ago my brother was writing a paper and asked me how to spell "delicious".

Now, those of you who KNOW me know I cannot spell for the life of me. In fact, I once told my dad that the only way I was able to correctly spell words, was to spell them in a way that looked wrong to me and I'd know they were right. Most correctly spelled words look like they're misspelled to me. Add it to the vault of "Sarah-isms" and let's move on.

So I stare at him for a minute and reply:
"D"
Pause
"e"
long pause
"Oh! D - to the E to the L I C I O U S"

My brother looks at me like I've lost it and asks "What?"

I calmly reply "d to the e to the l i c i o u s ya know, the Fergie song?"

He types the word out and we both return to our former activities.

And then it took me another day and a half before I burst out laughing at how retarted that was.