Orangesicle Slushie and Shopping Carts

My brother and I decide to go to Walmart tonight. We have a few items to pick up, a little time to kill, and my mother's debit card to burn. It was going to be a lovely trip.

I have my Sonic orangesicle sluchie drink in my hand walking in through the automated doors. I go to grab a cart, and realize I have items in my other hand as well. Doing the only logical thing I can think of, I lift the drink to my mouth, grab hold of the straw with my lips, and let go of the drink to reach for the cart.

Yeah. You guessed it.

*splat*

Orange slushie went everywhere.

My reaction.

*blink* "That was stupid."

Then I took the straw out of my mouth and picked up the slushie cup and put the straw back through the top of the drink and grabbed a different cart.

D to the E...

Two days ago my brother was writing a paper and asked me how to spell "delicious".

Now, those of you who KNOW me know I cannot spell for the life of me. In fact, I once told my dad that the only way I was able to correctly spell words, was to spell them in a way that looked wrong to me and I'd know they were right. Most correctly spelled words look like they're misspelled to me. Add it to the vault of "Sarah-isms" and let's move on.

So I stare at him for a minute and reply:
"D"
Pause
"e"
long pause
"Oh! D - to the E to the L I C I O U S"

My brother looks at me like I've lost it and asks "What?"

I calmly reply "d to the e to the l i c i o u s ya know, the Fergie song?"

He types the word out and we both return to our former activities.

And then it took me another day and a half before I burst out laughing at how retarted that was.